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Movie Review: Death Wish 2

Okay, so I'm only about 15 minutes into the movie and all I have to say is: 80s action movies are FUCKED UP. Thanks, I really needed the two rape scenes within 5 minutes of each other. That'll leave me … Continue reading

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Movie Review: Superman 4: Quest for Peace

Superman is a dick. Christopher Reeve was hot. Gene Hackman better have bought a house with the money they paid him to be in that crap. Oh, and you need more proof that Superman is a dick? Here you go. … Continue reading

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Movie Review: The Thirst

Thirst Seriously, how can a vampire movie with Adam Baldwin go wrong?! ::sigh:: This is how. This movie. The … let's start at the beginning: Recommendation: You could watch it. I mean, I did, so it's physically possible to watch … Continue reading

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Movie Review: Connie and Carla

Sorry I haven't really been posting; I'm not in a particularly good mood and my brain's not really working. I think if I posted something outside of a review, it would just be a string of cursing with nonsensical asides … Continue reading

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Movie Review: Equilibrium

I'm still trying to decide how to review this movie without giving it away. Maybe let's start with the hype: many of my friends who'd seen this told me it was better than Matrix. Reviews I'd read said it was … Continue reading

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Movie Review: A Caribbean Mystery

It has been a long time since I've done one of these. Let's see if I remember how: This isn't a BBC version of Agatha Christie's A Caribbean Mystery; oh no, it's an American version with everything that's good and … Continue reading

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TV Movie Review: Nora Roberts’ Angels Fall

  Angels Fall Nora Roberts Okay, I'm just going to cut to the chase on this one. Yes, I will be doing up a full review (see below) but if you're just curious whether you should make any effort to … Continue reading

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