The seventh season of "American Idol" premieres tonight. Will you be watching, or are you over it?
Gah, BORING! I've never really been that interested in it, even though I did watch some of one of the seasons. I just can't remember which one. I just didn't get why they were gushing over this one guy who I thought had serial killer eyes when he was singing.
Seriously, dude, stop looking at the camera that way. I know you think it's smoldering and sexy but I keep thinking you want to skin me and wear me around like a lostdwarf suit.
And I don't like watching the beginning with the auditions. This is supposed to be a singing competition. Why give people who can't sing and who are either deluding themselves that they can (or appearing in the hopes they get their 15 minutes of fame) air time? Why are you deflecting attention away from what your show is purportedly about, singers?
I don't find it funny and it just makes me feel sad.
Plus there was this one woman who's breasts were hanging so low, I could swear when she walked, she could hit them with her knees. That one gave me some phantom pains.