Who was your first celebrity crush?
Submitted by Glory.
Is it normal that I can't remember? Plus I was such a weird little kid. It might have been Kermit the Frog or something. Which… hm… that sounds kind of familiar. Not that I was trying to break up his relationship with Miss Piggy or anything. I thought she was cool and well, she would have kicked my butt.
It's also really strange because I am much more a personality above looks kind of person. I mean, if you're ugly, I'm not "Wooo! I want to jump your bones, ugly man!" But if you're not that good looking but have this really interesting, engaging personality, you've got a decent chance. I mean, seriously decent and a way better chance than those guys out there who are really pretty but just are blank slates. I've actually gotten really good at meeting guys and figuring out, "Hm, pretty but dumb. Not pretty enough to make up for the dumb. And him? Hmmm… oh no. He's one of those, 'shhhh, please don't talk' guys. Blech. I hate when they keep talking."
I mentioned odd, right? It seems I haven't outgrown it.